Lesbian Robots From Space

"Space is such a big place, of course you're bound to find secrets of which you're not meant to know..." -Anonymous Lisa Dean is happy scraping the bottom of the barrel, reveling in the hopelessness of the station her private detective work has been relegated to, and rejects out of hand any case that bores her. To her horror, she realizes the robot-locating job she turned down was put forth by a wealthy heiress, willing to give a retirement's worth of cash to whomever can find her beloved mechanical wife. Lucky for her, those terms are exactly what will put the indefatigable Lisa Dean on the case. As she digs deeper, and realizes she might just care about this case, Lisa realizes the rabbit hole goes much deeper than she could have ever expected. Though beset by ennui she finds a reason to see something difficult to the end, if for no other reason than to figure out what in the galaxy is going on. A tale told in the style of neo-pulp gonzo fiction, Lesbian Robots From Space gives a camp reflection of the pulp fiction genre from the vantage point of someone who is on the ground, and very confused about what is happening around her. This satirical story mocks the very idea of literature and spits in the face of anyone who thinks a story can't just be a story. Cover Art by Andie Miller